Sex on the Beach...What Type of Girl?

Well, I've got a new way of hunting girls. Not that this will overtake my usual way, but I have something that seems too be working pretty well. I think I might be able to have sex on the beach within an hour or two of meeting the girl and be successful 66% of the time!

There are a lot of factors and I won't put them here, because I've only actually done it three times so far, and although I have noticed similarities with these three, with only three times sex on the beach experience, I'd be spouting off pure theory and KJing. So, we'll ignore the time of day, location, how to talk to the girls, how to get rid of the gyaru-o cockblockers, who and what to take with you, etc. I hope to try this one more time within the next week. If it works another few times without too much failure, I'll give full details.

For the record, I'm 3/5 having sex on the beach. The two I failed on were simple failures. The first failed because it was too sunny and too crowded. I don't think anyone would have sex will all those people around. The next time was at a beach far from home and it was too late. I also didn't talk to the girl like I wanted to and my friends and I weren't in the right position. I didn't really like her, so I don't think I was at my best. The successful three had these things constant. Anyway, here I'm going to discuss the kind of girl who will have sex with you on the beach.

The girl below did have sex on the beach

An Australian friend, nicknamed No.1, messaged me on MSN. The conversation got me thinking about the type of Japanese girls you can bang on the beach (misspells edited):

No.1: hey playa
NB: hey!
No.1: still laying it down on the hOs in J-ville?
NB: haha, I think I might have a new skill!
No.1: what is your skill, man?
NB: I can spot which girls on the beach want to be banged!!
No.1: haha. man, I thought you had that skill from 3 years ago
NB: and bang them right there!
No.1: on the beach??!
NB: ya!
No.1: ...that's not a skill man...your GOD! tell me more!
[NB sends C:\My Documents\My Pictures\Beach\Beach body.jpg]
NB: haha, did it 2x last year too
No.1: ok...so...from the start....you're walking along
No.1: you see some want-to-be-banged girl
NB: uh-huh
No.1: and what...say hi talk to her and stick your in when people are around?
No.1: (regarding the body picture also viewable above) a little mochi mochi but nice. I like the gym types myself
NB: I guess it doesn't really matter what they look like if you bang them on the beach. I don't know, I liked her!
No.1: so what...you bang them in front of their friends and stuff?
NB: hold on a sec, eating
No.1: haha man...you still love the brainless looking ganguros!!! I thought they were extinct!

So, for sex on the beach, your target won't be a tan blond gyaru or any girl rated 8 or above on the NuBreed Rating Scale.*1 (Most tan blonds gyaru with full-on make up and thin bodies will get an 8 if their face is at least average. Why? Because they are the most desirable by most Japanese men and get hit on the most.) From what I've experienced, these girls aren't the easiest targets.

I'm also theorizing that the older, or the more B-class girls won't be the easiest of targets. I'm not talking about the ugly or the English milkers who are going to be simple for gaijin, I'm talking about basically average girls who rate between 4 and 6, maybe even 7, who fit in the B-class, and are a certain type of college girl or OL.

The girls I've found that this works on would be the in-between girls, girls who are semi-A-class, and I think that's so because their looks reflect their personality. If you're totally a tan and blond gyaru, you likely have the same personality of total tan blond gyarus, and if you're a B-class chick you have that B-class personality. And if you're in the middle, you have a middl-er personality. (In Japan stereotypes are more correct than anywhere else.)

(A middle girl could go either way if she's in either a B-class girl group, or a total A-class girl group [there are other A-class besides tan blonds, of course]. But, if these "middle" girls' friends are also middle, they are all pretty much the middle type.)

My friend Thinker, the world's best beach wingman, was able to describe this "middle" far better than I can: "the girls that are trying to be gyaru, but are a little too countryside for it." What he means is that the girls can't be the non-adventurous type; they have to want to try to be like the A-class girls in the in-groups. It seems to make sense.

Therefore, the girls rated around 7 on my scale would be good for this. Or else the 6s who may be younger (and are thus more desirable by Japanese men). We need the adventurous personality here. Since looks can predict personality, it fits.

The regular B-class 4s, 5s, and 6s would be a no-go. Ugly girls, older girls, girls with jobs, milkers, and other girls who I usually rate under 6, on average are most likely to give LMR, even if they are the easiest to get to hang out with you.

The 8s rarely give me LMR (maybe they've have sex so much that they're LMRed out?). However the 8s would be no good for beach sex either because the hot 8s and up are hit on so much that they don't want to hang out with a gaijin, they want the most desirable Japanese guys. (That doesn't explain one of my beach successes, because she's at least 8 no matter how you dice it, but still.)

There are exceptions, of course. The first two "targets" I talked to the other day were kind of the serious type. They talked to me a for a few minutes, but I couldn't move them to another place. They just wanted to sit at the beach house tables and be bitchy. They were the type who have jobs and are likely very popular with the guys at work, so they think they are big sh*t even on the beach, although they are only 7s (which is hot, sure, but certainly not an 8).

So, although these bitchy 7s don't fit with the hottest of girls, they think they do, so they have the same bitchy I'm-the-sh*t type personality usually reserved for the teenage 8s. They are not comparable to the 8s, though, because the coolest guys don't nampa them, but they lie to themselves saying they don't want these guys to hit on them anyway. So, they turn down average guys, they turn down gaijin, and they actually will talk to some of the coolest guys on the beach, however, unfortunately for them, these guys don't like them. So, they go home and the bitchy cycle continues.

That's all I have for now about the "types" of girl. It's all based on the rating scale, which rates girls by looks as well as fashion type which is a direct relation to her popularity amongst Japanese men. The scale is an indispensable tool. And my final conclusion: milkers yes; 4s and 5s you've spent the whole day with them yes; 6s no, 7s yes, 8s no.

*1 The NuBreed Objective Rating Scale rates a girl by fashion and type, not only looks. It basically rates a girl higher depending on how much she would get hit on in comparison to other girls. 8s are what many guys give HB10 or HB12. 9s are rare, even on the beach. If you're seeing more than a few 9s a month, you're not using the scale correctly...or else you're on the beach daily :)

UPDATE (8/10): I'm now 4/6 on getting some sort of action on the beach. A few days ago I got her shirt off, fingered her, and got a nice hand job! ;)

So I Bought a Girl a Drink

This is a report I wrote about six months ago. I was at the club with a Japanese friend and had an interesting night, so I wrote it down. I also posted it online as a "field report." Pretty good story! Here it is, mostly unedited:

Night at the Club

So I was at the club last week and Girl #1 who I was trying to take home knew everyone in the club and was going to another bar afterwards so wasn't willing to leave with me. We danced together and made out but then I let her go. She was really into me though because she kept coming to find me and didn't leave when her friends came to talk to her.

I got Girl #2 and talked to her for like a minute and she was like, "I'm thirsty." I was like, "Wonderful, Thirsty, go buy yourself an F-ing drink" and she was pouting but I kind of practiced changing the subject talking to girls and like a dog when you hide the treat behind your back she soon forgets what she was thinking about. After like 5-10 minutes, though, unlike a dog, she remembered she was thirsty and started asking for a drink again. I was no way going to buy her a drink, but then I was like, 'wait a minute, I found a stack of drink tickets that expire in 3 hours, might as well be a nice guy and get her something.' As soon as I said okay she latched on to me and was hugging me and holding my hand. After getting the drink we went to dance and she was keen to make out. Was it the fact I bought her the drink that made her like me, or the fact that she had a strong drink in her system....hmmmm

Anyway, I got caught by Girl #1 with Girl #2. Neither were happy. Not like I really cared, so I was like what the hell, I introduced them and changed the subject of the conversation. They talked, then we had another drink. The girls loved each other and I was like, out of the picture. Then Girl #1's friend came. We'll call her Girl #3. She was hotter and drunker than the other two. Girl #1 kissed her. I kissed #2. #1 kissed #2. I kissed #1. #3 kissed #2. Then I got to kiss #3. She was beautiful!! During this we had a couple shots each (all free as I just threw the tickets on the table) and they were talking about having a foursome. I was like OMG! Now, the kissing was nothing special, for real, no tactics, nothing. I mean like, if your grandpa would have been standing there they would have kissed him too. I did make sure no one else was in our corner but us 4, but then again who wouldn't do that! Of course I wanted all three to myself! Might as well get my fun now because...

Then Girl #3 (hot one I didn't know) was dragged off by one of the two orbiters who'd been around her all night. #1 went to be a lesbian or something with #2. I was alone! So, I took home girl #4 after knowing her for like 10 minutes. She was cute too, but had jeans and a T-shirt. I got home and found out she had a BF and she didn't want anything to do with having sex. 'Come all the way here after the club and no sex???' Okay, fine. I took her to the station. She mailed the next day saying she's going to study abroad next week and can't see me because of her BF. One less bitch I gotta worry about.

Then the mails with #1 and #2 continued. #2 didn't remember me or how she hit it off with #1. So I turned my focus to #1 who did remember everything. She really wanted #2's number and I wanted #3's number. I told her that I asked #2 if it was okay to give #1 the number to buy time to ask her to give me #3's number. I can't just give it to her because that's all the leverage I have to get #3! I guess I could go back to the club and find her, and have an IN because I know #1 and made friends with some of her guy friends, but we'll see. You see, #1 was pretty hot, #2 was decent, #3 wasn't dressed sexy, but she was really cute! If the girls would have been more similar in looks I would be playing bird in the hand theory, but that #3 was really good, so I'm gambling!

So, in this story there was no sex, no pickup techniques, nothing special on my part, no nothing. All I did was talk to two girls.

Buying Girls Drinks

Anyway, what I did want to discuss, is buying girls drinks. Since every girl has a probability to flake anyway, no way will I spend 700 yen just to have a chance to talk to her. Ever! But it was cool having the drink tickets to see that even though I bought her the drink, she said she doesn't remember me! It'd be like tossing 700 yen in the river just to try to see the bubbles. The pleasure of talking to her? C'mon, few girls are that hot!

And you see some of these Japanese guys, seconds upon meeting girls, what do they do? They reach into their pockets and pull out their wallet. You know what they're going for. I bet they pull out a 10,000 bill just to be manly even if they have a sufficient supply of 1000s to cover the drinks. You know they're going to be walking around uncomfortable all night with like thirteen small bills making their wallet bulge. Some are so nuts they'll argue with each other about who's going to pay for it! Japanese cultural gesture? Okay, I'll buy it. Showing you're the man because you paid for everyone and you are going to get the hottest girl? I don't think so! Lame.

Now I know that when those guys buy drinks and the girls are all happy and touching the guys it's just an act to show appreciation. I guess it's better than just taking the drink and running, eh? I don't know, I was just shocked at how quickly that girl's attitude changed from semi-interested pickupee to extremely interested horny GF type. All that for 700. I wish I could pay 700 after 10 minutes of last-minute resistance before sex instead, that'd be a better deal. I mean, it'd be a sense pride to break through all of her obstacles by yourself, sure, but when she's too tough you could just be like 'okay, fine, you win. Here, I give up, take this 700 yen and then take your clothes off please, ma'am.' That'd be a darn good rule.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I think you should never buy a girl a drink, but that if you buy a girl a drink within a few minutes of meeting her it's going to be a waste of money. A girl who lets you take her to another place, or kiss her or is your GF, a second date, an ex, a friend's friend, a guy friend, etc., sure, paying is fine. I have too much pride to pay for the privilege of talking to a hot girl.

Two More Drink Stories

I was at this bar and I wanted someone to walk to the locker near the station with me to get my bag. I don't know, I guess I was lonely and didn't want to walk alone. My friends were busy with girls and the couple other girls I hit on were busy. So, I took a girl whose friend was being hit on by my friend. Since she came with me I had no problem buying her a coffee before going back to the bar.

Then at the same bar, my friend was getting a girl's number so I moved in to occupy the lonely friend so she didn't cockblock the info exchange. Some decent-locking European girl came from behind making fun of me for picking up Japanese girls. I told her the truth about what I was doing and how the only hot girl in here that I liked had already left (there were other hot girls, but I just wanted to make her mad by showing that isn't cute). Then I proceeded to pick her up. After a while the following conversation came up.

European chick: "If you were planning to buy me a drink now would be a good time because I just ordered a Heineken and haven't paid yet."
NuBreed: (one of a million excuses)
EC: "Okay, fine" (and negative body language turning away from my cheap ass)
NB: "You know, I had this girl the other day and I bought her a drink. She wasn't very nice before that, but after I bought her a drink she was all over me! We were holding hands, making out, etc. It was great! I guess that's how it works in Japan."
EC: "I hate girls like that."
NB: "If I buy you a drink are you going to be all over me?"
EC: "No way!"
NB: "That's why I'm not buying you a drink!" HA!!!

UPDATE: banged #3 two weeks later! Report over!

The 0 or 1 Rating Scale (Hot or Not?)

UPDATE: Since I haven't posted photos, I realize the discussion of rating scales might be difficult to follow if you don't know me.
UPDATE 2: Rating Scale explained at very very bottom of page!

Japan Newbie Pickup "Gurus" Getting Japan's Finest?

We all have a certain rating scale we use. Hopefully, we use the same Objective Looks Scale, which doesn't take personal preferences into consideration, rather, it shows how society as a whole views a given girl. At the time of writing this, though, I haven't printed much detail regarding this scale. Not knowing it makes knowing what an 8 is difficult, but I encourage you to read on.

I was recently reading an online discussion about pickup gurus from the US coming to Japan to teach foreigners here how to pickup Japanese girls. The argument was obvious: how can this guy teach anyone how to pick up Japanese girls if he's never lived in Japan? Allegedly these guys can come to Japan start making out with the hottest girl on the street within 30 minutes--all without speaking Japanese! And they're even getting girls who don't speak English! What?

Do you believe the above? I do. I totally believe that these guys come to Japan can take "hot" girls to the love hotel within 30 minutes. They do this stuff for a living, and they're obviously good at it. Can you or I do this too?

Well, to answer this question, we must look at the definition of "hottest girl on the street." Who's judging? Is it the guru who's never been to Japan? Is it the guy who's only been in Japan a year? Or are Japanese guys in their 20s judging? Or how about I do the judging?

Heck, you know, when I first came to Japan, and for my first year or two here, every girl seemed hot. Do you want to see my pictures? I bet you would! But, I'm not showing them! You'd laugh me off the Internet! I didn't nail fat pigs, or no 1s, but looking at my pictures we'd see some 4s and maybe even some 3s. There were a few 7s, sure, but the average was not even close to what I get now.

Think, we can change the hotness of girls we get just by how we think. So, although the girls were uglier back then, some guys could actually be in a situation where they were actually happier getting the ugly girls, because at the time, they didn't know they were ugly! And to tell you the truth, I'd say I was much happier banging a 5 back then than I am banging an 8 today. Ignorance is bliss, huh?

So, I think you've guessed it by now. Our "hottest girl on the street," as judged by newbies, is on the Objective Looks Scale, a very small deviation from average. And if you don't know the corresponding number here, it's 5, halfway between 0 and 10. We're talking 6s and below that they get.*

So there you have it, your questions answered. Do 7s and 8s speak English? Do 7s and 8s sit around listening to a gaijin ramble on in English although they don't understand? Are the real hottest girls on the street--the 9s that is...the girls I see less than once a month--really so abundant that guys can spend a week in Japan and get two of them? Do English teachers, those who come to Japan for a year and go home and tell the world how easy Japanese girls are, come in contact and have sex with these 9s on a regular basis?

C'mon, I don't have to answer these questions, right?

Rating 0s and 1s

So, for my own use and satisfaction, I want to start rating girls 0s and 1s. It's simple, and it has its uses. Let's take these Japanese newbies and these gurus. Let's throw them in with my drinking buddy who takes home a chunky 3 every weekend. Now, these guys, granted, have sex with a lot of girls, right? I mean, hell, each time I go to a three-hour international party I end up banging about 2 girls. Now, what about these guys who go there every weekend! Hell, they might get two or more girls a week!

Now lets remember that our 8s NEVER attend these parties. In Osaka, in the few parties I've been to this year, I've seen one (yes, one) 7.5. She's been to every party I've been to. And she speaks no English.

So, let's add these girls up. You have a 4, a 5, two 6s, a 5.5, a 4.5, and even a 7. What's you score? 0! That's right, on this scale, only the 8s and 9s (and of course 9.5s if you ever see them) get a rating. And since there's no level of rating, that rating is a simple 1. And if the girl doesn't make the cut, she's a 0, and therefore doesn't count. A WOT. 仲間入らない.

The obvious cut-off should be 7.5, because that's halfway between 5 and 10. However, if that 7.5 is halfway, couldn't she go either way? A 8 is a 1 for sure, and a 7 is a 0 for sure--and that's too bad because 7s are pretty cute--but the 7.5 can go either way. So, use your best judgment. However, if you ask me, I'll probably say no. 0!! :)

Summary and Conclusion

Some guys who have been in Japan only a year or two, or not at all, seem to think that getting a 5 is the same as getting a 9. They think there is the same skill involved, and that you don't need Japanese to get a 9, because everyone is a 9. For them, ignorance is bliss.

To protect ourselves from these claims, and to keep from following the wrong leaders, we need to look at the Objective Ratings of these girls. If she's in the top quarter of the rating scale, meaning over a 7.5, then she gets a 1.** If you're taking advice how to get hot girls from a guy who's banged nothing but 0s, then, although the guy might know his women, he doesn't know hot women.

If you meet a guy who has over 1 point in his life on Japanese girls, then you might like to get to know him more. If he shows you a second picture and gets another point, giving him 2 points, then he is very likely a leader to be followed. 5 points? We're not going to even discuss that. Sure, 5 points is for sure possible. In a few months even. But, I'd just like to challenge the world to see how many guys with 5 points are out there. I say not too many.

* Remember, 4s, 5s and 6s are all pretty common. A 4 is your basic plain girl. Not cute at all, but not gross. A 6 would be seen as cute by anyone. She's not going to stop traffic though. Remember, makeup could really doctor these ratings, and that's okay, because we're judging external appearance only. We keep personal preference ratings to ourselves--"I like girls who look good without makeup" etc.
** I'm not talking about the top 25% of the population. If you take all girls between 18 and 30, then probably only 2% would be 8s and 9s. If you you take all girls 18-25, then it will probably be 4% or so. Note these are simply ballpark figures. I guessed.